The shirt your D.A.R.E. officer warned you about.
This oversized deep drop shoulder tee features a rainbow alphabet just as nostalgic as the things you said you'd never do, slapped across premium 100% cotton that’s soft, breathable, and made to offend at least one PTA member. Perfect for post-rave couch philosophy, questionable brunch choices, or simply existing with the consequences.
 
Loose fit, midweight 190gsm 100% cotton
Big print. Bad influence.
Front: chaotic kindergarten-core manifesto
Back: “for the afters” logo, small and smug so you can put the blame on us
Care Instructions: Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean
Notes: Batch variations are normal due to factors like temperature and materials, and we strive to minimize these differences as much as possible. We appreciate your understanding.
 
Size Chart
 
S
M
L
XL
2XL
 
cm
cm
cm
cm
cm
Chest
57 
60 
63 
66 
69 
Sleeve Length
22 
23 
24 
25 
26 
Length
71 
73 
75 
77 
79 
Shoulder
53 
56 
59 
62 
65